she brought me 5 black taied white japanese bantams
THE CF CAME!
that is peanut above
OH! JKJ - they are adorable!!! So sweet. I hope they will all do well. What a wonderful gift from the CF. She (he?) is just the most generous fairy ever...
yes, good cf. i just love them!
oooh! way too cute!
those are so precious.... do they make a solid balck jap? i lost my black tailed white, but have a similar chick that is solid black.
big congrats! the CF loves you!
well, guess who dropped in today? CF sent not one but TWO six month old CORNISH ROCKS... HUGE, SPOILED, MONSTERS...
don't know what to do with the dear things...
catscan, how is that prototype CF Zapper 2009 coming along? i am gonna need it WAY before the first of the year....
It is still under wraps Down Under. I think the Australian government confiscated the most recent prototype and is examining it for evidence of alien reverse engineering.
Josh--any news?
dern! smacking head on keyboard...t;ujyhol[p;l
i have finished the aussies work i just sent it to u catscan for the final adjustments then u send it to tf to do the final final adjustments and to show it to the poultry world
Josh--do you think we will get it in time for tf to take it to Jacob's Cave Missouri? That would be a great venue to introduce it to chicken heads--but if the final adjustments aren't made correctly--well that would be worse than being an uninvited guest at a coven of Poultry Fairies.
lmao
well i sent it on your countrys special plane air force one your president owed me a favour so i think it will make it
Oh gosh we are doomed now.
ROTFLMBO at L2G2...
well its true, we will never get it back.
I know, and they'll use it for a paperweight.
that is about it.
LOST, by top secret govt agents, COMPLETELY unaware of the value of what they posess....
K guys, jaw still too sore to laugh. But it's good for the soul, right? And will help jaw muscles 'feel' better sooner, I hope???
Better get started on the new proto-type. Make 2 this time, just in case....lol
i sent my own guards to guard it safely to catscan so unless they kill them then we will be fine
what if CF is reading, and is on the prowl? do you think she would be behind a plot to destroy it?
WAIT!!!! WHAT IS THIS??? I thought we were talking about 5 Black Tailed White Japanese bantams for Jordankittyjo, and you five naughty chicken heads are HIJACKING THIS THREAD! I am gonna hijack your incubators if I see a Zapper hung in your doorways...
Shhhh. She's read us.
mine is already hung up
Oh and sorry Jordankittyjo for hijacking i do it a lot unintentionaly sorry
how are the chicks going
Kathy is busy this weekend and wont be on, she is having some DG'ers are her house this weekend. She wouldnt mind the hijacking. CF we just need a little protection from time to time, we are not going to stop getting chicks, just gotta slow down, you dont want us to get to many and cant feed them now do you. A lot of us are meeting up in October and we will need your services then.
it's fine you hijacked the thread. i needed the laugh
my pet chicken called and said my jap. bantams will be shipped next week. i asked what they send me last week, and they have no records of anything being shipped to me
LOL double order, welcome back. How did the get together go?
we had a great time. we laughed and ate all weekend
awesome i seen the pics and looks like you had a great time.
you can send them to me? LOL
No, no, no. She will not send them to you TF, because you will just give them to the Chicken Fairy, and then she will redistribute them amongst us unsuspecting chicken owners who think we already have enough birds. I know you are in cahoots with the CF. l see right through your plans....
LOL, i have over 300 birds now, i was only joking... CF is talking to me right now because i have limited space.... but i think she wants me to start sending out hatching eggs in 30 days...
Oh gee, my incubator just seems to be full right now. What a pity.... ;-)
(running and hiding now)
oih, but it will be EMPTY in 30 days, and you will have the candling jones'.... just ask Catscan. she will be my first victim, err i mean egg recipient... just dmail me for a list of breeds WAAAHHHAAAHAAAAHAAAAA [suposed to be evil laugh]
(fingers in ears)
I'M NOT LISTENING!!!
no bater here i am so safe.
Hey this is so bend over laughing wet my pants FUNNY!!!!!!
Egg....eggs....eggs....eggs....eggs.....
I think you should post your list of breeds right here, TF, so that we can ALL share in the drooling and dreaming and the running and hiding from the dreaded CF.
General Dusty - please send some of your Depends to Harmony - she is going to need them after she starts getting involved in all of our silliness, since she is prone to the same pee-her-pants laughing that is contagious in this group.
Catscan has obviously developed a little bit of an obsession here after the whole chicken shuttle experience. Note the glazed look in her eye, the feathery look of her hair, and the slight pecking motion she makes from time to time as she slowly repeats the egg mantra. Somebody needs to send the CF her way with a bunch of eggs so that she can be cured of this problem (for at least 30 days).