Raccoon Memorial Service

Victoria, TX(Zone 9b)

A little blog clip humor... Sorry to the animal lovers... I don't kill everything on the property - The deer, squirrels, birds, armadillos, roadrunners, stray cats, all live in peace. Possums, Raccoons, Mice, FireAnts, all things I have zero tolerance for.

Raccoon #2 died of a gunshot wound to the gut Monday night. The death was at the hands of a wicked hunter, hollering, "Get out of my feed bucket, you little twit". He was survived by at least one more evil raccoon, evidenced by the open feed bucket Tuesday morning. Memorial services will be held this morning by noon by neighborhood crows, buzzards, and other insecticide committees. Those wishing to contribute in his honor may send a secure horse grain container to .... c2010n2ATgmail.com

Greensboro, AL

Here in Alabama raccoons, opossum, and armadillos sleep in the middle of the road.

Pacifica, CA

lol, i have zero tollerance for raccoons out here they eat quite well there simply huge! get into my pond and just wreck things.. here was a pic of foot prints at the back door they try to push in the doggie door.

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Victoria, TX(Zone 9b)

One more eliminated this morning.

Pacifica, CA

lol

Laurel, DE(Zone 7a)

sounds like you have erradicated the problem. This might have helped, could have made him into a pet like this fellow in Belize. LOL

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Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b)

LOL the memorial service--Those critters really appreciate the deceased.

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