Make me STOP!

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

I am looking at the PlantFiles and can't stop adding stuff to my "need or will absolutely DIE" list!
Phew. So many flowers, lol.

North Augusta, ON

STOP!!

Back away from the Plant Files, sloooowly back away.

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

LOL!

(Zone 7a)

Put the mouse down, Now, back away slowly. No sudden moves!

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

It is too late. I have added more. *sigh*
LOL

(Zone 7a)

Heh heh Good for you...

south central, WI(Zone 5a)

Love it. Now you really didn't want to desert that mouse did you? :) poor Lo n e l y little mouse was very happy to see you come back!! Now don't you feel better? :)

Fairmont, WV(Zone 6a)

Oh, we're a bunch of wicked enablers here, oh yes...

pam

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

Wicked indeed. hehehe
Yes, Ive prolly added 1000000 things to my list since this post, hahaha.

Fountain, FL(Zone 8a)

LOL...got seeds together for you Jocie. Need to take the cuttings off the cereus and send your goody package. Hopefully this week.

Tolleson, AZ(Zone 9a)

No need to back away just join us!!
The HHA Creed
(This is the ‘Horticultural Helper’s Anonymous’ (HHA) Creed)

1. I WANT IT.
2. I WANT IT ALL.
3. I WANT IT NOW.
4. IF IT WILL NOT GROW IN MY ZONE OR IS PROHIBITIVELY EXPENSIVE; I WANT IT MOST OF ALL.
5. I AM PERFECTLY WILLING TO FOREGO ANY NECESSITIES OF LIFE, SUCH AS FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN, IN ORDER TO HAVE IT.
6. I RECOGNIZE MY HORTICULTURAL DEPENDANCY.
7. I RECOGNIZE YOUR HORTICULTURAL DEPENDANCY.
8. I WILL WILLINGLY AID AND ABET YOUR DEPENDANCY, AS YOU WILL MINE.
9. THIS MAKES US INFINITELY HAPPY.
10. ANY MONEY NOT SPENT BY WAY OF COMPARISON-SHOPPING EQUALS ‘FOUND’ MONEY AND THEREFORE IS NOT COUNTED AS SPENDING.
11. MORE IS MORE!
12. REGARDLESS OF MY PREVIOUS DESIRE FOR, PLANNING FOR, OR NEED OF, ANY PLANT, IF ANY OTHERS HAVE IT, I MUST HAVE ONE, TOO.
13. IF I HAVE PLANTED MOST PLANTS I HAVE ALREADY PURCHASED, I MUST IMMEDIATELY PURCHASE ADDITIONAL PLANTS.
14. WE BELIEVE IN OWNING ALL PLANTS, IN SOWING ALL SEEDS, AND OWNING ALL BOOKS AND CATALOGS.
15.
AT THIS POINT IT IS CUSTOMARY TO RECITE ONE’S MAIN CREDIT CARD FROM MEMORY ONLY, PLEASE.

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

OMG Marie!!!
That is SO TRUE!! LOL
I am so saving this one hahaha.

Fairmont, WV(Zone 6a)

ROTFLMAO
OMG, that was SO funny.
I showed it to DH (who is a non gardener and somewhat bemused by my, um, gardening habits) and even he laughed. I said See, I'm not the only one!!! and he just rolled his eyes. :)

pam

Crossville, TN(Zone 7a)

lol, sounds like my husband!

Glenview, IL

Oh now, Marie, how funny and true...
LOL, my very favorite is number 15.
Dh says the cc is for neccessity afterall...grin.

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