Scattelogical ramblings and desultory humor - SB Edition

Ha.....nope, I didn't take out a thing. I was very nice and didn't want Schick's comment to go by unnoticed, so I added the little thing about her most unfavorite undergarment.

i love the way we, who are all North East of Somewhere, have managed to come from death back to humor again.

Sharon - do you mean you don't like thongs for yourself?

Oh we are totally cabin-fever, over-the-hill nuts...and loving it!
Actually, I just think it's the circle of life and we are all on the right track!

And circle of death too. Or circus of death.

Have you ever tried a thong Sharran? Just curious....as I always am, so I tried them. Your right...butt floss. Rather go without than were those things ever again.

Now, Pirl....
There are some things that I keep to myself. However I did have my COMPLETE red outfit all ready for the undertaker.

You got it, Pixie! And isn't it fun!

Including the RED lipstick?

Oh all undertakers here have their own RED Lipstick. I think they buy it by the bulk at the dollar store.

We're not the only nuts.

http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/806784/

Hmmmm, have to think about the red lipstick.

and Pixie, you know that Victor and some of the other guys are lurking so I am not sure we should contribute any more to those visions that are floating around in their minds..

Also it was Schick who mentioned the butt floss, remember, not I.....

Whoops! Sorry!! No more visions. Hope it's a nice red suit though. hee hee

Might learn a lot if we watch that thread....afraid I don't have anything to contribute, though.
Victor, do you deliberately set out to find things like this....or do you just have the uncanny ability to zero in on them?

Edit:

it's a red gown and robe, Pix....and I will be sure to make note of the lipstick, NO RED LIPSTICK.....maybe a nice soft coral, though.

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They find me.

Funny Victor, that's what my son says too.

http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/p.php?pid=4444876

This is my favorite from that thread.

Cute! You know men came up with these common names!

MYfavorite part......

just ordered a couple more pkgs of nipple fruit & yes I will share! :-)


I will make a label for them tonight. I'll try not to get creative and draw a picture... Thank goodness I don't have the Peter Pepper seeds "in stock" too, that would make a perfect set. hee hee

We used to laugh at work when the 8 inch nipples (plumbing parts) were ordered. We all had dibs.

Is there a full moon tonight?

I think it was two days ago. Connection between thongs and full moon??

All the ranting and raving and misshapen thoughts.....thought it might be from the force of a full moon

Sounds like every other day to me.

The real PIRL, for whom I named myself, was born and raised in Albemarle, NC. She was never allowed to use the word "bull" - it was a "male cow" instead. She never could call for "service" on her appliances - that's what the male cow did for/to the female cow. So one day she was complimenting me on a plant in our garden and asked the name so I reluctantly told her it was Cockscomb. After much thought she looked at me and with her sweet, soft southern drawl said, "I think I shall call is Coscomb". She was about 92 or 93 at the time. Whenever I see the plant in nurseries I always think of her.

thoughts of thongs everyday, Victor?

Nope...just cabin fever. It's about 80% set in, you might want to wear protective clothing when it reaches 100%. I personally am certifiable.

Funny Pirl. Yes, Sharon.

Some more Tae Bo and Pilates for you, Celeste!

How cute Pirl! She was a Real Lady.

I hate Pilates!! I like working w/the weights and ball but the tape is slow and boring. If I wanted to meditate I would of gotten a yoga tape.

Yes, she was Pixie.

Pirl:
Reminds me of both grandmothers, both very southern proper ladies. Women did not sweat while working in their gardens, they "glowed".

And women did not faint, they "wilted".

somehow I already knew that, VG

Why is it that men who work out, just work out? Same things - aerobic, weights, stretching, etc. Women seem to need new things all the time. Tae Bo, Pilates, spinning, dancercize, etc. Do you guys get bored with just exercise?

Yes...I'd rather be gardening! I do weights, walking, treadmill all within my gardens and it's wonderful. I feel better after a day of gardening than I do after a workout.

Do you run around deadheading DL's?!

Me, too, Pixie.....which is why I am outta here if it ever gets 40 degrees out there.

No, my running comes from chasing those MIA rabbits. I may not have to run as much this year.

Deadheading daylilies can start at 6 a.m. and end at 6 p.m.

I have no life.

Sharon, have you had much snow?

I'd like to see the 30 mark.....maybe next week!