How it happened!

I just got this and had to share it. lol

How It Happened
And God populated the earth with
broccoli and cauliflower and
spinach, green and yellow
vegetable of all kinds,
so Man and Woman would
live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonald's.

And McDonald's brought forth the
99-cent double-cheeseburger.

And Satan said to Man,
"You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Supersize them."
And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt,
that woman might keep her figure that
man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate.
And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth ice cream.
And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent your heart
healthy vegetables and olive oil with
which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried
steak so big it needed its own platter.

And Man gained pounds and his
bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth
running shoes and Man
resolved to lose those extra pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV
with remote control so Man would
not have to toil to change channels
between ESPN and ESPN2.

And Man gained pounds.

And God said,
"You're running up the score, Devil."

And God brought forth the potato,
a vegetable naturally low in fat and
brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin
and sliced the starchy center into chips
and deep-fat fried them.

And he created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control
and ate the potato chips
swaddled in cholesterol.

And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created
quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMO's.

Hey, Mystic, I like that. Thanks for posting for all to see.
Something to post on my refrigerator

ROFL!!!!!

Ok Mystic,lolol u just had to put in potatoe chips on the
mean Devils side!!!!!!did'n you.
I know that's why i was put on 200 mg a day chol. !!!!!!
But did you have to go a mention them chips,lol u
know nana loves her chips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv fat free nana

I needed a good laugh this mornng and you provided it. Thanks

Good one, Mystic....words to invoke healthy lifestyle thru humor.

"eyes"

Well, if that it how it all works, I guess I am going to burn in..................
deep fat fryer oil! LOL Where do you come up with these?
Wish I had some chips about now. Well, the baby wants them, not me! Ice cream sounds pretty good too. :) Gotta go raid the fridge.
Thanks a lot!

WEll nana sorry that it had chips in there.... lol(maybe it will remind you to leave them alone)and badseed don't go blaming you eating habits on the poor unborn child. lol but I am right there with with you eat to much of that devil stuff.:)Glad you enjoyed it I thought it was to good not to post.

Very,very good! LOL! I cannot eat my tuna without potato chips on the side!...Jane

...and a great big piece of Devil's Food cake to go with the ice cream