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Gwydion Kitchener, ON(Zone 5A) Jul 26, 2001

For all of you experiencing weather today.. I found some funnies to help you get through the heat wave.

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity,"
so that disgruntled fans in Florida can say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt. Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."

An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

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eyesoftexas Toadsuck, TX(Zone 7a) Jul 26, 2001

LOL, Gwidion, I needed that this morning!

"eyes"
=o}

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MzMunchken Crestview, FL(Zone 7b) Jul 26, 2001

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