need simple behond belief funny recipes

I am attending my soon to be new daughter in laws wedding shower in Seattle in a few weeks. Her sisters have mailed all guests a page to personalize with photos, recipes, poems, etc and then will mail back to them to compile a sweet book. Well, this dear girl my son is marrying is clueless in the kitchen so I want to include some really really simple recipes for her, like funny simple. Recipe for cinnamon sugar, or ? Anyone else have such an assignment? We have some cute photos and we are writing captions. She is a sweetheart and has a wonderful sense of humor. And we love her and she knows it!!