HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

*At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
sunglasses on and point a
hair-dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

* Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
your voice.

* Every time someone asks you to do something, ask
if they want fries with that.

* Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
"INBOX."

* Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

* Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

* Finish all your sentences with "In accordance
with the prophecy."

* Dont use any punctuation

* As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

* Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
after they answer.

* Specify that your drive-through order is "to
go."

* Sing along at the opera.

* Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
don't rhyme.

* Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a
tape of jungle sounds all day.

* Have your coworkers address you by your
wrestling name, Rock Hard.

* When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I
Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

* Go to the zoo and run around the parking lot,
yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

* Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Thsnks for your post. Since Im retired Im trying ti figure out how to use some of them.

ROFL Lisa - You had me giggling with this one and just trying to figure out which ones I can use. Love the idea of deluding myself that I've won the jackpot every time I draw cash from the ATM - hmmm....I wonder if we are taking life too seriously!!! Would love to sing along at the opera, especially to the aria "Mimi" from La Boheme (I think). Would love to skip everywhere and invariably do especially down the aisles in Walmart....lol. One thing is not on your list and have often thought of doing. When music is playing in a store, would love to grab someone and dance....lol!!!

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I would like to use the inbox one here at work and the last one about letting one of the kids go sounds very tempting sometimes. :)

I recommend jumping on the bed at least once a day. It's especially nice if you do it in the buff. :-)

Thanks for posting this list Lisa. I didn't see one of my favorites on the list. When getting change from a change machine, shout "Jackpot". I love it!

Just wait til the camera sees me the next time I make a withdrawal from the ATM. I won! I won! ROFL

I think it is necessary to do one crazy thing each day. Keeps one feeling young.

Gotta go now, I'm off to see the wizard...

You are all GREAT!!!
Lisa, that is so funny... I will have to remember these and try a couple. My life is WAY TOO SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
This might just be the ticket.
Although they will say my manic episodes are back LOL LOL
Thank you so much for sharing.
And everyone else for the input as well. Love it!