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yardbird Maben, MS(Zone 7b) Nov 27, 2001

Thought these would make you laugh and we all need to laugh more:)

Bumper Stickers for Ladies

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN. (personal favorite ! !!!)

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

And my favorite!

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

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Nov 27, 2001

Thanks Yardbird,needed this sure helps being alone today,lol':D,Sis' What am I thinking,I'm here,silly me,far from being alone,duh'???

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motts1 south central, WI(Zone 5a) Nov 27, 2001

Brought much needed smile to my face. Thanks!!!!!!!!!

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