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gardenwife Newark, OH(Zone 5b) Oct 26, 2001

Thought of ya. Would ya concur with the following?

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Things you should never say to a pregnant woman (from a father of four):

"Honey, come on, you're blocking the big screen TV!"

"No, I don't mind. Helping you get up out of the chair is a bit habit forming."

"Sorry I can't give you a hug, my arms aren't that long."

"What do you mean, the seat belt won't fit?!"

"So the doctor said you're going to get, um, even bigger?"

"Why not wear one of my shirts? Oh, they don't fit either..."

"Bet you $20 I can outrun you across the back yard!"

"Come on, as soon as my team breaks this tied game, we'll leave for the hospital."

"Since your contractions are so far apart, how about cooking us some boiled cabbage and sourkraut before we leave?"

"That's okay, maybe someday you'll return the favor and tie MY shoes."

"Why can't you trim your own toe nails?"

..and anything said while she is looking in the mirror just after taking a bath.

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mystic Ewing, KY(Zone 6a) Oct 26, 2001

GW she will love it.... and I do believe I have heard her complain about all the above. lol

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gardenwife Newark, OH(Zone 5b) Oct 26, 2001

My friend Betsy told me she can't believe how people would come up to her when she was pregnant -- complete strangers, mind you -- and put their hands on her belly! She was mortified once at the checkout line, too, when she turned and her protruding tummy knocked over a candy display. She forgot how far she stuck out! :o)

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herblady Knoxville, TN Oct 27, 2001

oooooooooGW i wished I had saw these about 2 months ago lol sure would have kelp my son-inlaw out of the DOG house [[[[nana]]]]]

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Badseed Hillsboro, OH(Zone 6a) Oct 27, 2001

Oh, the things that go on in my absence! LOL I was off selling clothes to teens and elderly women and having my belly groped! LMBO I am off the hook with the sourkraut-no one in my house will eat it but me. As for the sports, I had to give up some things when I got married. HE had to give up sports! I do let him watch the Bengals get their butts kicked from time to time. :) Okay, they have won a few. During the first pregnancy, I did make him paint my toe nails once. It will never happen again. He painted sideways and made a complete mess.
By the time you get to the fifth one, you barely even notice until about the six month. hee hee

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