To All DG's Beautiful Women

Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?

> > Did you know that if shop mannequins were real women
they'd be too thin to menstruate?
> >
> > There are 3 billion women who don't look like
supermodels and only eight who do.
> >
> > Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14.
> >
> > If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all
fours due to her proportions.
> >
> > The average woman weighs 144 lbs and wears between a
12-14.
> >
> > One out of every four college aged women has an eating
disorder.
> >
> > The models in the magazines are airbrushed - not
perfect!
> >
> > A psychological study in 1995 found that three minutes
spent looking at a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty, and shameful.
> >
> > Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average
woman.
> > Today they weigh 23% less.
> >
> > ~Beauty of a Woman~
> > The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
> > The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
> > The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
> > Because that is the doorway to her heart,
> > The place where love resides.
> > The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,
> > But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
> > It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
> > The passion that she shows.
> > The beauty of a woman With passing years - only grows.
> >
> > An English professor wrote the words,
> > "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard
> > and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
> >
> > The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
> >
> > The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
> >
> > The Images of Mother
> > 4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
> > 8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
> > 12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite
everything.
> > 14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that,
either.
> > 16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly
old-fashioned.
> > 18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
> > 25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit
about it.
> > 35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's
opinion.
> > 45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought
about it?
> > 65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

Though of each of you all here, and nknew how much you all would appreciate this! Especially the Marilyn part!

Thank you.

"eyes"

So true!


...add that neither Cindy Crawford or Kathy Ireland wear a size 6...both double-digit size gals...

Yeah but the dirt under my finger nails adds 10 lbs!!!

OK Crestedchoik this is for you! Save ya a few lbs.

Scratch hard soap under your nails before digging outside. When its cleaning up time the soap will scrub off and your nails will be clean.

For women....

> > According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
> > female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
> > their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
> > mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
> > birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition
> > depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to
> > Blitzen- had to be a girl.
> >
> > We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red
> > velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

LOL. Thanks for posting!