Now THAT is how you do it!
Who is next?
Vegemite and chickens?
LOL They've lost it.. That was the funniest "dance" I've ever read.. yes, I got a visual. LOL
Catsy is threatening to bring me some.
Offering. I am offering to bring you some...but it is an offer you cannot refuse.
Tippy, tippy toe....Trouver de la Vegemite en France ?
Plie, arabesque...sur les pointes, plie, plie...soubresaut.
Rond de jambe. Petit jete. Pirouette...
Take it away, porkpal....!
Oh, no, you're not seducing me into tasting/singing/dancing for anything that looks, smells, feels like Vegemite. It is obviously an addictive toxin - sort of like loco weed. {{Just look at what it's done to those who partake!}}
{{{Drat....I must rethink my recruitment techniques}}}
Everyone who likes hoppy, malty, fermented beverages, raise your hand!
That sounds like the old ploy of getting volunteers by asking, "Who here is right handed?"
Dance, dance, dance...come on and dance with us, porkpal....
You know you want too....
On ne trouve pas le Vegemite en France; peut-être de temps en temps un peu de Marmite?
Catsy, you never answered my query - WHY O WHY were you so bound and determined even to try the stuff? And NOW look what it's done to you!
{{Keep her busy answering this thread and I'll call the guys in the white coats - or will you, Porkpal?}}
Beverage Yes... Spread...hummm not thinking so...
Need I remind you, G_G:
"The further off from England
The nearer is to France -
Then turn not pale, beloved snail,
But come and join the dance.
Will you, won't you, will you,
Won't you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, won't you,
Will you, won't you join the dance?"
I think that says it all...oh, wait, someone is at the door...I'll be right back.....
I hope it's the men in white.
{{O my gosh, she's round the bend, poor thing! Have you noticed that she WON'T answer that question? Some nice psychotropic medications should fix her up in no time. Did YOU call the men in white, Porkpal? If so, how kind!}}
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small....
But Vegemite puts ROSES in your cheeks!
Whiskey puts roses in your noses...
Wiskey puts your clothes in a pile..
So says Alice, when she's ten feet tall...
And I really don't think Vegemite figured into it.
Yes, yes, it is all a rich and varied tapestry.....
Mushrooms, like Vegemite, are very high in umami...and the Vitamin B--Niacin!
Dandy! Now we have Alice eating Vegemite. What next? {{Where ARE those little men in white?}}
What next? Why Fairies, of course!
Up the airy mountain
Down the rushy glen,
We daren't go a-hunting,
For fear of little men.....
And why should I not taste Vegemite? It exists and is happily, nay, passionately consumed by nations of my fellow beings....
Moreover:
IT PUTS A ROSE IN EVERY CHEEK!
'Twas brillig and the slithey tove to you too, m'dear
{{Porkpal, did you call them? Can you call them again? What about 911???}}
{{{"The Jabberwocky"! She thinks she can distract me with "The Jabberwocky"! Oh how little she knows...snort!}}}
until recently I only heard ....... a bite of my sandwhich
This is getting scary.
Chin up. It can get much worse....:0)
Did you ever meet the Barnyard Fairy?
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{{It's getting worse! Porkpal, where art thou?}}
Is Vegemite a requirement for Barnyard Fairies? We only have Wayward & Feral Fairies. Bummer.
Whatever happened to the men in white coats? I also worry about Mr Catscan; he was sent off to work with THREE Vegemite sandwiches. I hope he doesn't operate heavy machinery.
Vigilante Vegemite'ers.... I'm worried that Mr. Catscan doesn't even know he's eating it.... Oh honey, I packed a lovely sandwich for you today...
This message was edited Apr 22, 2010 11:15 AM
We need to warn ZZ!! They live in the same town, Catscan might invite her over for sandwiches.
We have mostly Flower Fairies here, and I promise you they don't eat Vegemite.
{{Porkpal, I don't know what happened to the men in the white coats. Maybe she fed them Vegemite and they died? Has anyone put out an APB for Mr. Catscan? I fear for his life!}}
Flitter flitter flutter-fly
Barnyard fairy passing by
sprinkling all with Vegemite
Just to make your day go right...
Oh no! Moxon is aiding and abetting. No one is safe.
OOOoooooowwwww! It was the Barnyard Fairy! Did you see Her?
Such beautiful colours and such gracious condescension.
And she has ratified my faith in Vegemite....Now assured that I have taken the right path...I urge all to follow.
Come, sing with me!
"We're happy little Vegemites
As bright as bright can be....
Oh dear, and just what else do you see? {{{Where ARE the white coated gents?}}}
Oh Pork, its been Catscan and Cmoxon all along... Dont you see the subliminal messages???
Here I will decode it for you..
Come all Ye Chicken Heads
Over to the land of Vegemite
It wont put feathers on your chest,
It will put Rose combs to go with your beaks...
Oh no!! They got to MissJ too!! The rest of us better head for the hills!
Did Steven King write this thread? There are certain ominous over- (or is it under-?) tones.
VEGEMITE!
-----Cut to black......
This message was edited Apr 23, 2010 1:01 AM
See?
{{Oh-my-gosh! I guess it's hopeless!}}