Jokes & Humor Discussion Forum -Dave's Garden

"What's the difference between a compostaphile and compostaphobe?

To rot or not to rot, that is the question..."

Gardeners often have a keen sense of humor. (It's what makes it possible to garden despite early freezes, late frosts, drought, floods, and voracious bugs and pests!) Here's a great place to share jokes and witty quips.

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