Letter from my Horse

Miz Momma-Barbara,
My Momma-Jennifer sayz I shuld write to you, and thank you for teachin' her all 'bout me. I don' know 'bout that. See, I like it here. It is a good life. I get to run in the pasture, watch the neighbor's aminals (Momma-Jennifer calls 'em cows, funny lookin' critters), watch the deer (they're pretty cool), and relax. Momma-Jennifer and I play together a few times a week, and they were easy play-times. I didn't really have to work.

Thanks for helpin' her, and all, but did you have to tell her ALL of my dressage secrets? She rode me twice this week so far, and she's makin' me work.. HARD! I don't think she would've figured me out on her own, and you taught her so much, now, our playtimes are work times!! darn it! Anyways, even tho' it's work, I like it here. I get to talk to 'nother horse called Romeo every day. He says Momma-Jennifer makes him work hard, too, but doin' different stuffs. no dressage for him..hmm.. wonder how he's gettin' away with that!

Momma-Jennifer wanted me to tell you, too, she went to the feed store (that's got to be a cool place! Foods everywheres!), and gots me some new pellets. She says they got less protein, more fats, and so far, it tastes yummy. She also said the powder people (smartpak,, something like that) is sending her more new stuff in a month or so. Momma-Jennifer said she'll send you another email with information.

So, Momma-Barbara, I like it with Momma-Jennifer, but now that you've shown her how to make me look pretty when I ride, I gots to work! It's good work, but geez... did ya have to tell her so much all at once?!

Nuzzles, nickers, and big long yawns,
Ransom