Brothers, Dudes! Happy Tricks and Treats Day! My moms said that tonight Holly and Sampson and I, Wallingford have to hide because gobblins and ghosties and moon people and dragons and tigers and bears are coming to visit. But I'm not a scairdy cat! See me in my elephant mask - I can protect my moms from the beasties! (But maybe I could do it from under the bed.) Are you a scairdy cat on Tricks and Treats Day?
'Member that charity cat that moms feeds on the front porch? Well last Tricks Day Meeyow scared some little kids coming to visit my moms! That was funny! Stinkee moms says she is going to put Meeyow in the bathroom for Tricks night. Then Sampson and I will have to go clean up after Meeyow tomorrow. Sampson makes sure Meeyow doesn't leave anything in the trash can and I like to clear out Meeyow smell with my own special scent. We work hard to keep my moms house fit to live in.
