I set out on a secret mission to see if the CF was actually real and it was a dangerous mission allmost didn't make it back alive!
I caught my plane late last night and arrived at a highly secret location i had paid a great deal of money to get the map and location.
I was told by my informant that i was to meet him at a small hut where he would give me more information.
He gave me a dress made of tundra grass i was amazed how soft it was and a pair of sandles i had to look like the locals in order to get my package.
He told me i was to go threw the jungle to a isolated village and there i would meet a women who was the CF's nanny so i set out with my guide threw the jungle.
I have never seen snakes that big and hope i never do again the noises of the animals were very frightful and even my guide became scared.
We finally reached the village and i met the nanny no names exchanged as their lives were in danger just speaking to me.
She said come with me and we walked further into the heavy jungle and then i could see ahead an opening and when we stepped out into the opening i was ammazed at the sight i saw.
A Castle out in the middle of the jungle it was the most Beautiful thing i had ever had before my eye's and there was a flag flying with a very ornate Gold Shield and a CF was in the middle of the Shield i actually wept at the sight of the CF family Crest!
Then i could hear out in the back there were hundreds if not thousands of chicken house's and bird aviaries and the hum of what must have been thousand's of incubaters i could hardly contain Myself!!
The woman spoke and said this is the place where the CF family creates and delivers all the breeds and eggs to all the good chicken lovers of the world i was still weeping as she spoke.
At this point my life meant nothing and i ask "Can I go Inside" NO! she said to do so would mean death and she pointed up and there were armed guards at every corner and on the roof of the castle.
I said but how will i be able to prove the CF really exist and she said i will do one thing and i will be risking my own life for this but i need the money.
She ran to the castle and entered a side door the guards were changeing positions and i became afraid what if they see me and i began to {{{{{Tremble}}}}}.
I looked and saw the woman comeing out the door and a guard stopped her and she handed him the envelope she was carrying and my heart sank.
Then i became excited when she kissed him and ran towards me and said that is my husband he is helping me do this so we can have enough money to to have our own home.
We stepped back in the jungle and she said you must go now and not open this until you are safe and she lead me back to my guide i paid her the money and she gave me the envelope.
My guide took me back to the small hut and i changed my clothes and i paid him and thanked my informant and left for the airport i could hardly contain myself on the plane thinking of what evidence there would be in the envelope.
I got off the plane and hailed a taxi and arrived back about 2 hours ago and exhausted and i opened my envelope and here is what i found.
These are the only known baby pictures of the Great CF taken by the Nanny who risk her life to give them to me there were only 2 of them and but they were worth it.
Pic's to follow this story.
TOP SECRET (actual CF pics !)
Heres The Great CF on her Throne cute baby wasn't she.
SSSSSHHHHHHHH This Is TOP SECRET!!
Wow! She was so blond as a baby!
Look at the CF's Beautiful Wing's (I just want to Cry)
Harmony! You were so brave to handle the jungle and the guards and everything. I cannot imagine having your nerves of steel. And then to be confronted with the true chicken fairy's nanny. I would have passed out. You are a woman of great courage and I salute you! Do you have a pic of you in the tundra grass dress? I think this sounds delightful. And those pictures - remarkable indeed!! We need to know more about her parents, and is she going to have a new baby CF? Oh, the questions I have!!
What a marvellous story. Maybe you need a part time job as an author!
There was no time for questions of family and genetic's just what i've told here the mission was too dangerous but i was brave so all the Chicken Folks would know She is real.
I could not show my tundra dress as it would tell the location and they would have no choice but to eliminate all who were envolved.
Harmony needs a promotion after that dangerous mission
You are so right Commander Jordan - what should it be. She is presently Lieutenant Major Harmony. Now maybe she should be Navy Seal Harmony? They do these kind of top secret missions right?
Yes, Navy Seal Harmony it will be.
What do you think Harmony? Shall you be Navy Seal Harmony?
ok, you folks have tripped and gone over the edge.
But it's FUN Chief Between....come on over the edge with us!
What I wanna know is how did you shrink that pic down so small.. When I saw her, her wings were as tall as I stand!
It's her baby picture, ZZ!
Duh.. the egg? Wow.. If I had a brain I'd be dangerous.. LOL
hahahahaa
I think Harmony took a trip but didn't leave the farm.!! (snicker snicker)
Snickers again? I'm gonna get fat with all these snickers.
I think it's darling.. I just hope the CF doesn't get mad for posting her baby pics!
I rather have a 3 musketeers :-O