Olympics - Chickens Division

who thinks there should be a chickens division at the Olympics

i do

i put in my Rooster to compete (and win) LOL

What would the events be? Competative Roosting? Marathon Brooding? Free Ranging with Intent?

dont forget Crowing mens crowing womens (Broody Grrowl)

who can hide there eggs the best my chook could win gold i swear

Best mating disply

best plumage

for hens best round up of chicks

and how many chicks you can cover at one time

Ha! I haven't found my Delaware's eggs in weeks and she is fenced in. Beat that Australia!

looks lik we will here the US anthem than but australia will get second and u have to hug us

we get gold in best round up of chicks and how many chicks you can cover at one time events though

Does that mean we have to let you hug us? That is so non-Anglo Saxon. Okay, as long as we don't have to accept a Gallic cheek kiss.

I know, I know! A "peck" on the cheek! That could really hurt:0)

LOL the US is to pretty good in the olympics (yes chicken division too!!) wat other chicken events are u guys good at

Lawn fertilization and aeration.

LOL my roo is pretty good at the fighting part he cando a good jump kick

I can just picture it! Wham! Pow!

AHYAAA got ya LOL

Incredibly deliberate movements--Silkie Class.

LMBO (light weight)

Spontaneous roosterness with weeping and lamentations.

(My spellcheck says this appears to be in French!)

LOL

i know another event

who can find the most hidden spot to brood

but josh... I thought you were an ohioan?! is that even a word? is it ohioite?
anyhow, that would make you American and then the American Anthem would be played for ALL the winners!

LOL oh yea i keep fogeting oh my god i dont even know the words to my national anthem now :0)

Jose can you see.....

wat

the first line is.... OH, say, can you see?

Mine would win the gold on synchronized walking.

How about synchronized mating. I have 4 barred rock roosters all the same age and when mating and the hen makes a ruckus. The others come running. They each take turns. Okay maybe not an olympic event, maybe something for the pay per view channels.

Sheila

LMAO yep for pay per view.

this week on fox kind of thing LOL

oh did you see the relays in swimming US smashed every one

YEA how about that

That boy has fins and gills. He doesn't even make as much splash or wake as a normal human.

Hmmm, chicken puddle relays....

u know those suits they wear i reckon u could fit those on a chicken

My Girl would win a gold at plucking Junebugs out of the air... OHH I am so happy she is good. For the last few days I have watched her pluck flying june bugs and eat them.. We have huge ones here, and they anoy me. But if I keep her close and they are low to the ground she reachs up, plucks them down and eats them... That right there to me makes her a gold metal winner.

I ment Medal winner...LOL its late and I am getting tired.

it dosent matter every one dose typo's

This message was edited Aug 14, 2008 2:56 PM

What about an event for hens following their rooster. I laugh when my little bantam roo goes walking about on the grass and the two hens forget that he is not next to them anymore because they are eating or pecking, and then they see he's gone, and they do this big running/leaping thing across the grass to get to him. I think they look like Olympians then.

lol that is to funny, now try that with 300 birds. and try to walk thru them.

Oh that's another event L2G - rounding up 300 birds!! Excellent idea!

last night they all went to bed on their own, I am so proud.

congrats L2G

You could arrange a hurdle event with treats at the finish line--I would love to see that. Sprinting chickens taking hurdles--oh yeh.

oh mine would win for sure

Did u guys see the australian coach for the water polo have a tantrum it was funny