I've been on a seed buying binge but I still need a few more. So my hub's doen't put me on the street when he sees the credit card statements,I thought I'd see if anyone else had the following seeds they would like to trade:
okra:
Baby Bubba
Little Lucy
White Velvet
Eggplant Little Fingers
Asian Melon Golden Sweet
Mini White Cucumbers....broke down and bought some from Johnny's
I have to trade(recent purchases):
Pepper Ancho(Park Seed,unopened pkg.of 25)
Mississippi Black Cowpea(Baker Creek,unopened pkg. of 20 seeds)
Cauliflower(Baker Creek):
Violetta Italia(25-50 seeds)
Green Macerata(25-50 seeds)
Radish White Icicle(Baker Creek,100-150 seeds)
Brussel sprouts Long Island Improved(Baker Creek,25-50 seeds)
Flowers:
Digitals(T&M):
Milk Chocolate(50 seeds)
Candy Mountain(50 seeds)
Rehmannia Popstar(T&M,100 seeds)
Digitalis,my garden(fresh 7/14/08):
Digitalis Cafe de Creme(50-75 seeds)
Blue fescue grass(harvested last week7/08,50-75 seeds)
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CLOSED: So I don't find myself homeless
LOL! I have some of those Digitalis TM seeds! Your "Cafe de Creme" sounds very pretty. I don't have anything on your list.
Nothing here on your list that you want :( Would you consider for postage:
Brussells sprouts
Missippi cowpea
Cauliflower
There's only two of us, so I don't need a huge amount - most interested in the Brussells Sprouts, as we both love 'em. D-mail me and let me know, thanks!
When you get your credit card bill tell your old man that most of the seeds were free if you baught either the Bass Boat seeds,Beer Keg seeds,BBQ seeeds,Hunting dog seeds,Carpentry tool seeds or pickup truck and antique car seeds.
Tell him you really tried to get the Money Tree seeds but they only had the seeds for ones and fives.The hundred dollar one is much more prolific and prettier too.
Your on the waiting list....
Then if he askes about the money tree seeds or is still waiting for his bass boat or hunting dog or any one of the other seeds in a month or so, tell him they are in the sprouter-it takes a few years for them to germinate.
If he still asks in a year because he still remembers tell ,him they sprouted but the bugs got them.
Better yet,tell him the hunting dog tree fruited and that darn ol pup dug up the whole garden.You lost everything.The last time you saw that dog he was running after a rabbit with hundred dollar bills in his mouth from the money tree.That was after he peed on the truck tires and killed that tree too.
Ask him where the credit card is with a dissapointed look on your face and say "I guess I'll have to start all over again and order a few more seeds".
Don't worry hun,I won't order the ones for the dog.....
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!
smokemaster...your a genius!
LOL!
Now THAT was funny :) p.s. - did that story work? LOL!
I LOVE it! That was so funny, I cound't stop laughing!
By the way,Don't ya have to have the Old Mans help if ya want a Baby Bubba or a Little Lucy ?
Chances, I'd say are pretty good he'll help since he won't be out fishin,trainin that pup or drivin round in his new truck.
And he'll have no money to go off and spend on drinkin or wild wimmin either........Ya spent it all on seeds. :)
Why in the world would anyone want Mississppi Black cow pea?
Gotta be some black cows around in AR.
Postage and handlings gotta cost a lot too.
Especially handling......Probably need a 10 ft. pole....
Nuther question,don't the milk chocolate only grow on candy mountain and can ya get the milk chocolate from the same black cow ya got the pea?
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LOL. The things we think of at 4 am.
Gotta do something at work or I'd get fired. :)
You are too funny.What a fertile mind.
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Fertile mind,Fertile as in fertilizer?
Are you sayin I'm full of (Black) cow poop?
Ya caught that,did ya?...LOL
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I have to wear muck boots just to read this thread......;)
LOL..wipe your feet before you come in.
We're going to need hipboots and big shovels before long. Oh goody! Free poop for the garden!
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Since I hyjacked this post and spread sufficiant fertilizer around to more than grow your colored pozies in.You might need more seeds to grow since you've got so much aaaaa Fertilizer extra to use.I spread the stuff,I aughta know...
I've got tons of seeds from real plants for S.A.S.E.
Plants that their fruit will get that black cow ta fertilizing like crazy.
Hot Pepper seeds.
Tons of Red Jalapino,Cascabell,Mini Sweets, Habanero(large orange),California Chile,Japone,Chile De Arbol,Chile Negro,Poblano,Red Chile,Poblano and a seed mix of 400 varieties of pepper seeds mixed together.
If you are looking for non bell peppers,sweet or hot I might have a few to spare of what yer lookin fer.
I got a ton of these seeds from last year.I want to give them away rather than toss them out.
They grow good in Mississippi Black Cow Pea and all the poop I've been spreading around lately.
I've got seeds for 400 + varieties of hot and sweet non bell peppers(some think I'm obsessed with peppers-Mostly the hots and super hots).
I think feeding a few hots to yer Mississippi Black might make it produce more hmmm-ah fertilizer.
I hear Chocolate and hot peppers go good together.They put bakers chocolate in competition chile-Mexican stick cinomon too.So trade fer some a them chocolate bushes ta go wit the peppers.
Get some a them candy mounting seeds too,just in case the chocolates only grow with the candies..
So send fer your Black cow Pea,grow some hot peppers next to yer pozies.Feed the hots two yer black cow an watch the fertilizer pile up.
I'm working on growing 1 of each of the 400+ varieties of pepper seeds/varieties I have this year.
So if your thinking of next season,what you need ta grow next to yer Black cows,on candy mounting,so baby Bubba an little lucy can watch the whole gardening process as it happens-from the black cow on up to harvest time--------git yer seeds now fer next year.
Trade or SASE now.
Gonna get real deep walkin out to yer mailbox latter on if ya dont get yer seeds soon.
Black cows jus keep on doin what they doo doo even if ya got more than enough fer the season...
Big Red,Since I had so much fun with your post, Send me yer address and I'll send you some pepper seeds.No SASE needed.
You can trade them if you don't grow them or whatever.
OK,I guess no one else has weird taste in veggies seeds like me so I'm closing this post. Now your gonna make me haveta buy the seeds. Be warned! If my hub's says anything...I'm blaming ya'll.
I'll post my new address on that cardboard box at a later date.*BSG*
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We get motorhome body parts in big cardboard boxes with wood frames.Some even have a wood sheet on the sides.
Let me know I'll send you one if you need it.
Don't forget to max out the credit card on those dollar tree seeds.
Don't let the old man know-keep the sprouts in pots,hidden by the black cow so you can take it with you (nobody will bother it with all that pea and manure they have to walk through to get to it).I know goats will eat anything but I think the cow will leave the $100.bills alone.
Leave him the cow.
Might stink up the freeway overpass your living under till the tree blooms those bills.
smoke,that sounds like it'll make a great homeless shelter. I'll be the envy of all the bums under the overpass.
smokemaster- you made me laugh--too funny!
That is so true:)