Lawyer and his BMW

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dozer613 Hillside, IL(Zone 5a) May 09, 2008

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely. When the police arrived,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer,look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!" retorted the officer,"Your so worried about your stupid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my God," replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm was.
"Where's my Rolex"

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