Don't try to fool with the police.

1) Good: An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A
twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign,
which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" . . . and a bucket
full of money. (And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)

2) Better: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

3) Absolute Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the
State Troopers Ball." He replied "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't
have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his
patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......