An elderly couple go into a fast food restaurant and the husband orders one hambuger, a small order of fries, and a small drink. The counterman ask's the wife what she would like and she replies "nothing". The counterman thinks this is a little strange so he is wartching the husband cut the hamburger in half and eat it, eats half the fries, and drinks half of the drink. The counterman's curiosity gets the better of him so he asks the wife if she is sure she doesn't want something and she replies "no, I'm just waiting for the teeth".
The joy of aging
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