ACowboy Joke

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An Alberta cowboy was over seeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture when suddenly a brand new BMW advanced out of a cloud of dust
towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray
Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy "If
I tell you how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give
me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an
exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA Satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man
then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an
image processing facility in Hamburg Germany. Within seconds, he
retrieves an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed
and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODCB
connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a
few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color,
150-page report on his high-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and
finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and
calves."

"That's right. Well I guess you can take one of my calves," says the
cowboy.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on in
amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second, and then says, "Okay, why
not?"

"You work for the Canadian Government," says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the young man, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answered the cowboy. "You showed up here, even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for giving me an answer I
already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much
smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows.
This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."