A duck jjoke

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Perenniallady Otterville, ON(Zone 5b) Jan 16, 2008

A farmer went into his local pub with his three pet ducks. The barman starts talking to the ducks.

Barman: Hello duck, what's your name.
Duck 1: Bob.
Barman: How's your day been?
Bob: It was great, I've been in and out of puddles all day.

Barman: Hello Duck what's your name?
Duck 2: Bill
Barman: How's your day been?
Bill: It was great, I've been in and out of puddles all day.

Barman: Hello Duck, what's your name?
Duck 3: Puddles, and don't even ask me how my day has been.

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