This silly question was on a job application that my DD picked up. She will be 15 on Friday and wants a job so bad! There is a grocery store near our house that hires 15 year olds. You can imagine how baffled she was to see this question. Her Daddy said to put, "I would be a Twinkie because I would never expire." I said to put, "I would be a Birthday Cake so that I would make people happy." Another that I said (and I was just kidding!) was, "I would be a beer so my Daddy would like me." =)
What would you guys put?
Necia
If you could be a food, what kind would you be an why?
I would be a fruitcake, because... I would last forever and no one would ever eat me. :)
Those are just too funny!!!
Reminds me of an old saying: If you are what you eat, I'm fast, easy & cheap !
I keep trying to think of a food that I would like to be, but I can't seem to settle on one.
A potato (or something nutricious....produce) so that I could add substance and quality to life to all those who consumed me!
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Sweet tea - in a tall dark hardsome sweet glass :-)~
Think I would be an Apple, because it looks good, tastes good, is good for you and it keeps the doctor away, thereby saving you money, so what more could you ask for?
Josephine.
Good one Josephine...
Well Daddy was right Twinkies never expire...scary though and they are made in Chicago
man to pick something is hard all the good ones are taken LOL
mmm I think a tall dark glass of sweet tea sounds good ..but whataburger makes it too sweet for me rofl
Ahh I know Pizza....if made right it has all the basic food groups so it is good for ya and who doesn't like a good pizza ...goes great for a quick lunch or dinner....easy to fix for parties and goes with beer (if you drink beer) LOL
Dawg-gonne it now I cant get the Oscar Meyer song outta my head.....
LOL, were you going to pick an Oscar Meyer wiener as your food? If so, I don't think I wanna know why. :-P
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I'd truely like to be
'Cuz if Iwere an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me!
HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Ar-mour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, lit-tle kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skin-ny kids, ev-en kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh, I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll say. . .
'Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way. . .
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
Hold the pickles hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way. Have it your way, have it your way at Burger King
It takes two hands to handle a whopper, cuz the burgers are bigger at Burger King
the bigger the better, the better the burger, the burgers are bigger at burger king
ROFLMAO
Would you like an apple pie with that....
Has anyone seen that video?
Ding fries are done...
Didn't strike my fancy, but the State Fair of Texas had deep fried Twinkies this year. yuck.
mmm not sure what video ...with the hours I've been working I don't watch much TV have to have my DG fix every night LOL
Ok. I apologize in advance. I saw this a couple years ago. It will get stuck in your head.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/748/
ROFL that can be annoying LOL
I manage apartments and my maintenance guys used to go around singing "would you like an apple pie with that"
Annoying is an understatement. LOL
OH I know I worked at burger king in high school and was up to shift coordinator but was doing the job of asst. manager ...but didn't feel fast food was the life long job I wanted ...Hi welcome to Burger King may I take your order? would you like a large instead? an apple pie? ugh LOL
This is a funny thread.
I guess I would want to be honey. All natural and sweet.
A red, red tomato. A must-have ingredient in a multitude of recipes, from quite simple to very complicated. Very versatile and liked by most everyone.
LouC
mmm and eat like an apple ...
Hey something cheesy I meet a man tonight at the bus driver certification class that works in Grand Saline...he say she knows your kids and a gal that works for you...umm I think he said something about attendance officer maybe or something to do with the PE Classes. His name is Tim and he lives by Hawkins...so if the gal that works for you that knows him or he talks to you and says Phyllis says Hi it is because I did LMAO
How cool, I think he's the elementary P.E. Teacher, not 100 percent sure.
A bit OT, but still about food. I talked with my food rep today. Strawberries ordered for the week of Valentines are 38.00 A FLAT!!! This double and nearly triple what I've had to pay in past years. I hope this trend doesn't last all Summer, maybe I should get some planted.
WOW that is more then I would have thought them to be...I was thinking I should put in a strawberry bed here LOL
Sandy soil is great. They do NOTHING here in our clay.
I know... tried and failed too many times... the sun gets them here to - they have to have shade here I guess?
There are times when we must accept that not all conditions are perfect for all plants...and there not really any conditions that we can change. Oh, gosh, hearing that there have been as many or more wildfires in DFW metroplex today as yesterday. They are again blaming smokers. If you smoke, pay attention.
no it was from the winds and the power lines it blew down ...TV said so
I don't think they need shade, Mitch. Cooler weather is the key. If you've ever been to a strawberry farm, there are open fields with row upon row and no trees. We have several farms down this way.
Sorry to hear about the fires up ya'lls way.
and everything you hear on t.v is right, cuz thats where you got all those commercils stuck in your head....You forgot one...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,onions, pickles on a sesame seed bun.....but you probably werent a Mickey Ds kinda guy.....
Speaking of Strawberries, my father planted 100 plants one year and they produced the scrawniest things you ever saw, but the next year they were the size of golf balls..we had strawberries every way you can have them and I pass on them to this day....
Sun is what I gave them - they just dont like living here I guess. Next place I will try again and see.
Not that you all got me thinking, I read this article about why cucmbers are better than men.....
Truly, strawberries take two years to produce, the first year you pluck the flowers and the next year they will produce like gang busters.
I'd be a big pot of soup, full of veggies, some little dumplings, warming on a cold day.
I like that one, Cathy!
My Grandfather had a crazy strawberry setup. He planted in cinder blocks filled with lots of sand. The blocks were lined up in rows and every other block was planted with berries, then the runners were planted in the next block over. By the time the Mother plant stop producing another runner would be ready to take it's place and so on and so forth.