A very funny - not horsey related

Okay, not at all horsey related but everyone here seems to have to sense of humor and I thought I would share this. It is not my intent to offened anyone I just couldn't stop laughing and thought some of you might like your laugh for the day.

This is from a friend of mine who lives in TX. They gave up a nice house to move onto land and into a 40+ year old house. This house has been a total nightmare for them. It started with fleas when they bought it that took ripping everything out and two professionals to get rid of, snakes hanging out of trees, rats, mice, coyotes and now this.

As a joke, she listed this find on ebay. I would post the link but didn't want to get into trouble even though I wasn't advertising anything. So I just copied her description and posted it here. She really has a sence of humor!!! Those with weak stomaches may not want to continue.




2 Dead Crispy, Gross, Nasty, Smoked, Totally Mummified Squirrels

First, you may be wondering why I am auctioning 2 dead crispy mummified squirrels...where should I begin?!?

I could make up some elaborate story about how I got lost hiking in the mountains and these two squirrels took me into their nest and saved my life and once they died, I kept their bodies as a testament to my survival. But, no...

I could make up a wicked tale about how we practice some crazy tradition of the annual squirrel drying event...

or that if you buy these squirrels, you will be lucky for life, never go bald, be rich, skinny and beautiful...

BUT NO...

the truth is that my husband convinced me 3 years ago that land was an investment...I agreed and sacrificed a nicer house for a bigger yard. We purchased a 40+ year old home and the first day we moved in we discovered FLEAS! After removing ALL of the flooring and 2 professional bug treatments, we thought we were done with disgusting events. Not so much...

Then came the snakes in the trees, which almost caused me to move that day! Then dead mice, rats, coyotes and so on and so forth. All in the name of land is what my husband said..."It's country living honey and it's nature!" Well, I convinced him that if he wanted me to endure any more time in this house that we needed a kitchen remodel. Needless to say, upon the removal of the old vent hood over the stove we realized that there was insufficient capping to the pipe on the roof. We pulled not one, but TWO, dead, crispy, scowling, mummified,God only knows how old, smoked, brisketed squirrels from the hole.

I declared the end at that moment....and I wanted out. He said, "You could get good money for those on ebay!" So, here we are...

If these freaky crispy treats appeal to anyone, you are insane...but I told him that if he sold them, I would stay....

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO? YOU MAKE THE DECISION! NO RESERVE...I will ship them anywhere...just to get rid of them. NO RETURNS...please.