Wanna stay home..........

The mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school
in the morning. "Nobody in school likes me," he complained. "The
teachers don't like me, the kids don't like me, the superintendent
wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the school board
wants me to drop out, and the custodians have it in for me. I don't
want to go to school." "But you have to go to school," countered
his mother. "You are healthy, you have a lot to learn, you have
something to offer others, you are a leader. And besides, you are
forty-five years old and you are the principal."