*You - off my planet.
*Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
*Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
*Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
*I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
*Allow me to introduce my selves.
*Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
*Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
*I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
*Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
*I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
*How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
*I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
*Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
*Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
*Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
*Earth is full. Go home.
*Is it time for your medication or mine?
*How do I set a laser printer to stun?
*I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Expressions for Women to Use on High Stress Days
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