Crazy crosses and a bunch of horse funnies

From: http://www.ultimatehorsesite.com/fun

If you cross a Tennessee Walker with a Friesian you might get a Walking Freezer.

OR

Quarter Horse X Halflinger = Three-Quarter Horse

Mustang X Bashkir= Mustache

Vlaamperd X Shire = Vampire

Quarter horse X Warmblood= warm horse

Foxtrotter X Irish Hunter= fox hunter

Halflinger X Warmblood = Half Warm

Shire X Fallabella = Shy Fella

Fell Pony X Don = Fell Do'n

Westphalian+Gypsy Vanner = Westphalia Van

Paint X Palomino = Paint Pal

Halflinger + Jutland= Half Jug

Missouri Foxtotter X Miniature Horse= Mini Fox

Fjord Pony X Gypsy Vanner = Ford Van

Icelandic X Hackney = Ice-Hack

Oldenburg X Westphalian = Old West

Saddlebred X Appaloosa= Saddle-loosa

Brabant X Friesian= Antifreeze

Florida Cracker X Paint = Floor Paint, or Cracked Paint

Appaloosa X Danish Warmblood = Apple Danish

Mustang X Friesian= Must Freeze

Friesian x Warmblood = Freezing Blood

Halflinger x Quarter= Half Quart

Mustang X Friesian= Must Freeze

Oldenburg+Saddlebred= Old Saddle

Quarter Horse+Buckskin=Quarter Buck, Horseskin

Thoroughbred+Suffolk=Rough Folk

Gotland X Appaloosa = Gotloose

Pinto X Warmblood - Pint Blood

Welsh X Shetland = Wetland

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first says, "I'll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of prime importance: no foot, no horse!" The second horse says, "I'll allow your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born with and I know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!" The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, "You're right. I stand corrected..."

You know you're a horse person when.......

1. You cluck to your car when you go up a hill.
2. Your horse's hair is in better condition than your own.
3. You refer to your car as "my portable tack room."
4. You are excited when your friend tells you that there is a huge sale at the bridle shop, then you are disappointed when you realize they mean the bridal shop.
5. You have the vet's number but not your kid's pediatrician on your speed dial.
6. Your spouse can track dirt into the house all they want, but God help them if they muddy up the tack room.
7. Your house is a mess, but the barn is as neat as a pin.
8. Your nice clothes are the ones without horsehair all over them.
9. You have to go to your friend's wedding in riding clothes because you took too long at the barn.

Husbands Vs. Horses

Good Things About Husbands:

Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
A lame husband can still work.
A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked.
Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.
They're better able to understand puns.
If they're playing hard to catch you *may* be able to run them down on foot.
They know their name.
They pay their own bills.
They apologize when they step on your toes.
They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle.
They don't panic, yelling and running all through the house when you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too)
For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them.

The Horse's Advantage:

If they don't work out you can sell them.
They don't come with in-laws.
You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
You never have to iron their saddle pads.
If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
They smell good when they sweat.
You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.
They don't want their turn at the computer.
They turn white with age, but not bald.
They learn to accept restraint.
They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.



Ok, who's smiling?

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