"dialog between me and Mr Fussy Pants King Cat at mealtime"
Dinner with the Mr King Cat
Me: Here ya go, a tasty whole raw sardine for your dining pleasure.
King Cat: You are not only blind and deaf, but also stupid.
Me: You like raw sardines.
King Cat: I hate them. What's that you've got there?
Me: These are frozen feeder mice for Girl Kitty. You hate mice.
King Cat: I want mice for dinner.
Me: Last time I served you mice you pitched a fit and refused to eat.
King Cat: I do not "pitch fits". For the second time, give me mice for
dinner.
Me: All right Mr. Spoiled Pants, have mice. Girl Kitty isn't so picky.
King Cat: I am not picky, I am discerning. And I am not spoiled, you are.
Me: I'M spoiled? I've sauteed mice and made mouse sauce for you!
King Cat: You are allowed to sleep in the bed every night, and I keep you
on staff in spite of your gross incompetence and stupidity.
YOU are spoiled................
King Cat: Now give me those mice and be on your way.
You have litterboxes to clean and laundry to wash.
You don't want to force me to leave my special 'tootsie rolls' on the beige livingroom carpet again, do you?
Me: As you wish, Your Highness.
This message was edited Apr 17, 2007 11:52 PM
