Modern city words used on the farm

Mouse: What eats grain in the barn

Click: What you hear when you cock your gun

Download: Getting the firewood off the truck

Windows: what you shut when its cold outside

Modem: What you do to the hay fields

Enter: City word for C'mon in y'all

Keyboard: Where you hang the dang truck keys

Reboot: What you have to do right before bedtime when you look out the window and see you forgot to turn off the lights in the dang barn