I have to trade one large, very irritating (at times) Son to trade. He is really messy, throws things around and never seems to hear me when I talk. What have you got to offer?
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I have two dogs, three cats, a broken thermos bottle, and an old freezer that needs defrosting really, really bad.
Sorry, not interested! LOL, my youngest daughter is 17 and my grandson just turned 4 and anything more would surely be the death of me or the loss of what's left of my mind!
LOL-Nan you are as bad as me. I think he may be worth a little more than what you are offering sorry. :)
April, I am trying to save my sanity so please can't someone take him for a short while?
OK....I'll trade my 2 sons and 1 daughter for your son.....but only for a li'l while....I want 'em back eventually! LOL!!
Will he dig, spread mulch, or cut the lawn? Our trees aren't too big yet, so I'm afraid there wouldn't be many leaves for him to rake here.... ;-)
LOL at Nanna's response!
Ok..I will trade...for a short time...1 obnoxious,stubborn and rude english bulldog....my "charming"son..(good luck!!) and my hubby when hes in a bad mood....deal?
makshi...all 3 of mine are just like your described yours, so neither one of us would gain much in trading.....oh...except that *you'd* get 3 of them with bad habits instead of 1!!
makshi
how about a old hubby,that all he does is work
you only see him when he eats then goes to bed
marski
I can add 3 gophers (excellent at tunneling) a bazillion squirils (they only need peanuts)AND one slightly used hearing aid.
Can your gophers be trained to dig holes for planting bulbs rather than tunneling down to eat prize tulips??
LOL at your squirrels who will work for peanuts.
The hearing aid might be helpful for makshi's son... but I'll bet his hearing is selective, like my cat's.
Sorry NO training or trained. If the trade goes through marski will have to do the training.
LOL I have for trade....1 cat who thinks she is a princess and will feed you ....if you like tree frogs, live. Also 1 small dog who lives to play ball or eat japanese beetle grubs. Also one slightly trained very grumpy DH, whenever he gets back home.....2 weeks and counting.....Oh and my baby...he is a god kid and a hard worker...he will work for food....Oh BTW......he's 6'8" tall, but still my baby......Lauri
My goodness I don't think anyone else has much to trade that is eyecatching. I guess I will have to keep him even if he only digs, rakes, or anything else if the mood strikes. Thanks for the offers though.
OK, I have four very loud and obnoxious parakeets ~ one is sitting on an egg; one beta fish that has a 10 sec memory span so he won't even remember me!; one 13 year old Golden Retriever who is plagued by hip dyplasia, on steroids (the good kind!) and will eat ANYTHING!; one 9 yr old son who hates to get up in the AM but loves to stay up at night; an 11 yr old daughter who will one day win an Oscar for Best Actress in a Drama or Mini Series and a husband who thinks the birds, the fish, the dog and the kids are out of control! Welcome to my world bud!!
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Your alls lifes sound just as hectic as mine. Gosh I was hoping for a little better offers like cash or cars or diamonds. Oh, I guess I am just dreaming. :)