sad recipe....

I found this in one of my old cookbooks and I thought you all might get a kick out of it.
Sad Recipe by Delma


I didn't have potatoes, I substituted rice.
I didn't have paprika, so I used another spice.
I didn't have tomato sauce, I used tomato paste-
A whole can, not half, I don't believe in waste.
A friend gave me the recipe,
She said you couldn't beat it.
There must be something wrong with her, I couldn't even eat IT!!!