Yikes! Do I have green meatballs? :(

I was reading through some of the posts here and it finally dawned on me what green meatballs are. I'm afraid I have them, and I'm afraid they're huge. Bear in mind, I have an older house, and the landscaping is ... established. I do have some freeform spirea, privet, holly, etc., but the gigantoid Indian hawthornes have to be tamed and, well, what else can you do with a boxwood but trim it?

Sorry ... have to link to the photos on a 3d party host, don't have them on my hard drive here to upload. These were taken early this spring.
http://tinyurl.com/e7jlk
http://tinyurl.com/pk8o4
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6da34b3127cce883d29c49b9d00000016108AZs2bdi2ZNi

In my defense, I have focused more on the backyard so far, and it has much more of a natural look. Here's a glimpse:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6d825b3127cce89822e1fa31300000016108AZs2bdi2ZNi