I'm sorry, couldn't resist this one :)

> You have to watch Those Little Old Ladies!
>
> Broke Down Biker
>
> A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
> couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
> would just walk home.
>
> On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
> and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and
> picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
>
> However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to
> carry all of his purchases home.
>
> While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old
> lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to
> get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
>
> The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616
> Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
>
> The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
> carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry
> the goose in your other hand?"
>
> "W hy thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old
> girl home.
>
> On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
> We'll be there in no time."
>
> The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a
> lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when
> we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
> skirt, and have your way with me?"
>
> The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil,
> two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you
> up against the wall and do that?"
>
> The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
> the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."