Chocolate Rules!....er....Rules of Chocolate......

Farizona sent this to me....wonder why? LOL



The Rules of Chocolate

Rule 1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
too slowly.

Rule 2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Rule 3. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store
in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Rule 4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
off your appetite and you'll eat less.

Rule 5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to
protect themselves.

Rule 6. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Rule 7. Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Rule 8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger.

Rule 9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Rule 10. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

Rule 11. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

Extra Question

Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?

A: Because no one wants to quit.

Jo