Five Surgeons.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside them is
in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on! There's no guts, no heart,
no brains and no spine, plus the head and the behind are
interchangeable."