Jesus and the redneck- this is joke not discrimnation.

Tulsa, OK(Zone 7a)

>>Jesus and the Redneck --
>>
>>An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
>>the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
>>restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
>>
>>The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup
>>of coffee on him.
>>
>>The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
>>shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for
>>a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is
>>that Jesus over there?"
>>
>>The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said, "Give Jesus a cup of hot
>>tea, "my treat."
>>
>>The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redeck on crutches.
>>He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet
>>thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke?" He, too, looked
>>across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"
>>
>>The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said "Give Jesus a cold
>>glass of Coke, on my bill."
>>
>>As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
>>said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the
>>strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
>>
>>Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
>>kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening
>>up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back
>>flips out the door.
>>
>>Then Jesus walked towards th Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and
>>yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm drawin' disability."
>>




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