Not Another Blonde(s) Joke

Western, PA(Zone 6a)




Two blondes with hammers, Sue and Tracey, were doing some carpentry work on a house.

Sue, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Tracey, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Sue explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end; and I throw them away."

Tracey got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective!

They're for the other side of the house!"

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