Bet you've seen some of these 100 times but most are still funny.........Have a laugh or 2, bust a gut or click on to something else.............LOL......or just have some fun.
1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
12. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
13. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
14. Definition of a will: A dead give away.
15. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
16. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
19. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
20. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
21. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
22. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
23. Every calendar's days are numbered.
24. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
25. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
Groaners What was that again?
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