Letter to our Pets ( For pet Lover ONLY)

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are your's and your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food doesn't stake a claim for it becoming your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the sightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and it not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom in not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and Cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep Perpomdroular to each other stretched out to fullest extent possible, also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to MAXIMIZE space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-caine or feline attendance is not manatory.

To proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our door :

Rules for Non-Pets Owner Who Visit to Complain about our Pets!

(1)... They live here, you don't

(2)...If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furntiure (That's why they call it
"fur" niture.)

(3). I like my pets a lot better than most people.

(4). To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and Cats are better than kids.... they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a Gazillion dollars for college- and if they get pregnant, you can sell children.

I got this email this morning from my very food friend of mine so I taught about to sharing with you all to read this so, I always enjoyed with all her emails always keep in touch with me never miss, she really so sweet person, I like her a lot.

Hope you all enjoy to read~