I found this silly story that I wrote a few years back in my old files. Hope it brings a smile. ... v
Just for smiles!
As The Brug Turns
This program is dedicated to Brugmansia hybridizers
Warning! Not suitable for the eyes and ears of your baby brugs
Give them a Brugs Bunny book and send them to their room!
"Rosa's Trauma"
(In our opening scene)
It is the month of "K. E. August" and a "Pink Beauty" named "Rosa Traum" meets her handsome "Charleston" at the "Herrenhauser Gartens" Club. She thinks his "Whiskers" make him look "Charming". "Charleston" is smitten with "Rosa Traum"'s "Pink Form". It makes her "Blush" and she feels "Guitty" when he calls her "Bebe".
The following evening they meet under the "Full moon". He hands her a "Silk Rose" and places a ring on her "Goldfinger". They "Adora" each other and they agree that to raise a family together could result in an "Angel's Dream’.
.(next scene)
"Tahitian Wedding Bells" are ringing in the "Valley Sunshine"! "Charleston" and "Rosa Traum" are getting married! The "Blushing Bride" ’s wedding dress is a beautiful "candida double white" accented with "Orange Ruffles". The flower girl, "Little Corella" looks so cute in her dress made of "Antique Lace" The happy couple exchange rings of "Solid Gold" as they say their "Ida" do’s.
The Bride throws her "White Bouquet" and her "Twisted Sister" catches it!
During the reception, they feast on "Butterscotch", "Creamsickle" puffs and "Snowcone" s of every flavor. "Fuerwerk" s light up the "Dark Rosetta" sky! Everyone dances to the music of "Pink Floyd" until "Daybreak". A "Grand Marnier" time is had by all who attend this event of unequaled "Elegance".
(next scene)
The newlyweds leave for "Jamaica Yellow" where they will spend their two week "Milk & Honey" moon. When they arrive they hire a tour guide, a local "Island Girl" named "Jean Pasko". She shows them many beautiful sites including the "Temple Goddess", the cave of the "Inca Princess", the "Cypress Gardens" and many "Species" of native plants.
"Charleston" and "Rosa Traum" spend hours on the beach soaking up the "Sunray" and collecting "Coral". They dine on "Peaches & Cream" as they watch the "Tropical Sunset". Their first week together is "Rapture"!
(next scene)
It is the beginning of the newlywed's second week together. "Charleston" says he is going to meet his new friend "LeeAllan" to play a few rounds of "Golfito". Secretly he meets the beautiful tour guide "Jean Pasko". Together they dance the "Fandango" all "Knightii". At the break of "Silver Dawn" "Charleston" quietly sneaks back to the hotel room that he shares with "Rosa Traum". "Charleston" ’s face turns beet sanguinea red when "Rosa Traum" confronts him and questions where he’s been! "Phantasm's Tears" "Kascade" from her eyes! She is so upset she throws a "vulcanicola" at him. With his anthers crossed he manages to convince her that he would never get near someone else's "TuTu".
(last scene)
The second week is over and the newlyweds are homeward bound on the "Marrakesch" Express. On the long trip home "Rosa Traum" has a "Sweet Dream" of the new life she will share with "Charleston" in "San Francisco". They must invite Uncle "Charles Grimaldi" and Auntie "Isabella" to dinner some evening.
On the other hand, "Charleston" has a bad "Flowerdream"! He knows he is getting "Big" but he must keep it a secret for now. He hopes he is carrying "Rosa Traum"'s babies but he feels certain that they are "Jean Pasko''s. He wishes he had turned his back when that "Little Witch" lifted her "Petticoat". "Rosa Traum" will never understand. Maybe he can blame his predicament on a "Butterfly"? He must make an appointment with Dr. Seuss as soon as possible! Stay tuned...
Too precious..........."As The Brug Turns". I would think the ratings are so good that it should go for a second season. LOL
Very good, you need to write books, etc. Make the whole world a better place.
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This message was edited Dec 14, 2005 1:14 PM
Vee
How charming! Sure brought a smile to my face! Thanks for sharing this with us!
Brenda
Wouldn't you like to be the proverbial "fly on the wall" for that honeymoon. Did you post that before? Seems like I read it somewhere. Good job with all the names.
Why it certainly did bring a smile, as well as lol and rothlmao, very clever and entertaining, I loved every word!! Thanks!!!
Just what I needed this morning. Great little brug story. I hope you are working on the next installment. LOL!
I'm with Brugie, looking forward to the next in the series, maybe
'Gardening by the Brug', 'This Old Brug House' or 'Desperate Brug Wives', LOL!!
Or, 'All my Brugs'
Hahahahaha, I love 'all my brugs'!!!
That is so neat, I love it
kathy
I must know ... how many offspring came out of that pod, and who did they look like? Did they stay together, or did he run back to the Island girl? I'll bet there are little soap operas going on every spring in the brug garden. LOL
Well done Vicki ;-)
You are a woman of many talents.
Thank you so much for all the nice thoughts :)
Yes it was posted at one time. I think I removed it in 2002.
Maybe Charleston's 4-5 year long pregnancy will teach him a lesson. Maybe Rosa T. should perform the cesarean! lol! There will be a next part someday ... long overdue!
Oh Vicki,
keep writing :-)) you definately have a knack for it and it brought smiles to my face that's forsure.