A good one!

ROFLMAOROFLROFLROFL!!!!



Here's one for the road:

Picture if you will a gentle domesticated lady quietly vacuuming
her
carpet while a gentle domesticated kitty cat lies sleeping under
the bed that the gentle domesticated lady is about to vacuum under.
One sweep under the bed...another...and AHHHHHH!!! The domesticated
little sleeping kitty cat becomes CATZILLA!!! The newly formed
beast gets tangled up in the vacuum cleaner electrical cord and as she
rolls and fights the cord it quickly becomes her enemy. As does
the sweet dear lady holding the thing it's attached to. The gentle
domesticated lady runs to the bedroom door in an attempt to
contain CATZILLA so she can unwrap the giant ball of hurling fur from it's
captor. As she steps over CATZILLA...CATZILLA latches on to the
lady's foot clawing and biting and including the lady's leg in the
battle. Said lady is now screaming in agony trying to shake
CATZILLA from her leg and foot, to no avail. She makes it to the door just
as her wondering husband and the remaining domesticated kitties and
the curious dog appear at the opening. With a look of horror on
everyone's faces...they only see what looks like the domesticated
lady stepping on the poor inocent kitty cat over and over and over
again. All eyes meet briefly as the lady falls against the door
slamming it shut leaving all chances of help on the other side of
the door. The kitty claws dig deeper...the lady screams louder shaking
more vigorously. CRASH, BANG, THUMP...rolling and tumbling.
Finally...CATZILLA turns over hissing and spitting and falls from
the lady's leg. But not before taking claw fulls of flesh and sock
fuzz. The lady jumps to the bed in one giant leap. She hasn't been able
to jump that far...that high in years. What altitude!!! She sits in
agony as CATZILLA finally frees herself from the nasty cord. They
stare at eachother while transforming back into the gentle
domesticated individuals that they once were. Panting and puffing
from the battle the sweet little domesticated kitty cat jumps up
onto the bed and eyes the domesticated bleeding frightened lady. As
hubbie enters the room, things have calmed down. Feathers, skin and fuzz
are everywhere. The lady and the kitty have the strangest look on
their faces and all are pondering...WHAT the heck was THAT all about.

OI!!!

~Trail of TEARS~ (pronounced both ways)
LolaBleedingClawedBeatenIGiveUp

Free to good home: 35 kitty cats, 3 dogs, 4 birds, 10 horses, 1
goat,
and 1 cordless vacuum cleaner (needs repairs). Call 1-800-WHAT-WAS-

THINKING

LOL...I still love them all!

Hope all have a good weekend. Use caution while house cleaning
this
weekend =)