Dear drdon,
maggiemoo told me that your comin’ to visit TX pretty soon, and that I better behave ‘round you. I just want ya to know that, hey, I’m a lover, not a fighter. I’m too busy tryin’ to get ol’ maggie’s garden whupped back into shape to go ‘round doin’ mischief and causin’ mayhem. As a token of good will, I brought you these here flowers for your woman, the incomparable Pamtannia. (I'm lookin' forward to meetin' her, she sounds like a real keeper!) I hope your travels are safe, and filled with interestin’ roadside attractions. (Take some pictures, will ya? My short legs don’t allow me to travel very far, so I like livin’ vicarious-like through other’s travels.)
Much obliged,
Dave, the TX gnome
