Not-so-dumb Blonde

San Antonio, TX(Zone 8b)

A young blonde walks into a bank to borrow $10,000 for a European
vacation.

The loan officer asks how she'll secure the loan and she points
to a new Ferrari. He accepts the title as collateral and parks
the car in their underground parking lot.

Two weeks later the blonde returns, repays the loan and the
$10.52 interest, and collects her pink slip for the car.

The loan officer says, "When you left two weeks ago, I checked
your credit rating. You're a multi-millionaire heiress. Why would
you borrow money for a trip?"

The blonde replies, "Where else can I park a new Ferrari in this
city for two weeks for $10.52, and expect it to still be there
when I return?"

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