HI! My name is Einstein. My Mommy found me at a compost plant and brought me home . I'm a really smart dog. I knew to stay away from the highway. I patrol and protect my property , esp. from squirells, rabbits,mailmen, and those loud 4 wheelers. I saved my Mom from a rattlesnake one day when she was weeding. I made friends with all the neighbors dogs & kids & make my round keeping the neighborhood save as well. I live inside and sleep between Mom&Dad.
I have NEVER done a NO No in the house from my 1st day. I always politely ask at the door to go out. So you will understand why I did what I did. My Mom was at the computer & my teenage sis was sitting right next to the door watching TV. I so nicely went to the door to ask out. My Mom said to my sis "Kate will you open the door for Einstein he needs out?" Clear as day she said NO! What the ? I'll show her-tell me no. She loves those drums of hers,no one else has ever been allowed to go near them. They are her most favorite thing. OK, Here I go. Sure you won't let me out Kate? So well-I turned from the door the second she said no,looked staright at her,went straight into her off limits room and peed on her drums. I showed her! She always opens the door right away for me ever since. Of course I have always been my usual good self ever since also. I even stay on my Mom's garden Paths.She asked me too.
