How Dogs And Men Are The Same

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How Dogs And Men Are The Same

Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both mark their territory.
Neither tells you what’s bothering them.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
Neither do any dishes.
Both f@rt shamelessly.
Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither understands what you see in cats.

I laughed so hard when I read this my dog, Cuervo, came running in the room to see if everything was ok.
Therefore I'd like to add:
Both get really worry when they think you may be laughing at them.
Dovey