Day in the life of SLB the cats` slave.
Noon- wake up, cough some, collapse and whine to the dog about how sick she is.
Dog stares un-caring about owners plight.
12:10 Rolls over, stands up- curses the dog for the present he left her.
12:15 Finish cleaning up mess she almost stepped in. Curse dog some more.
12:17 Go to get some well needed caffine. Stop, gawk, start yelling at cat.
12:23 Pick up the remains of her precious dearly departed seedlings.
Curse cat some more.
Cat doesnt blink- just stares.
Pitches a fit for ever deciding to be a cat person. Bans cat from house forever.
2:00 Re-plant seeds, still cursing cat.
3:00 Let's cat back in, feeds cat.
Notes cat giving the evil eye.
Makes a note to kill cat later.
5:00 Starts watching shows-can't concentrate- still fuming over cat incident.
7:00 Eats fish fillets and laughs at cat not getting any.
1:04 AM- Takes stock of all plants cat has killed in three weeks.
Nearly faints. Swears never to be railroaded by cat again.
Present- Going to fetch cat from roof like a good cat person. Wonders if cat wants some fish..
Anyone wanna adopt a cat?
