"FW: This is true about you – Revised Edition"

Thanking you in advance,
Think about this. . .You may not realize this but it's 100% true!


1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

Do I get to choose which two? And can they do it sooner rather than later?

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

Seriously I don’t that many cats.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

Now that’s not true. I’ve hated lots of people and never wanted to be anything like them. And anyone who wants to be like me is safely locked away in a padded cell.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

…but only if I have spinach in my teeth.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

Yeah, and I know who it is. Not very happy about it, but life goes on, Or, my cats who think, "When will she get up and feed us again?

6. You mean the world to someone.

See below.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

Hmmm. That could be the cats. But only because they haven’t figured out how to use the can opener or the pull tab thingy.

8. You are special and unique.

I pass special but double on unique

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

Hellooo? Can we say restraining order? Then again it could be some VIP in a chocolate factory. Every month at a certain time, his profits skyrocket.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

Yeah I can see that. If I were to accidentally start a nuclear war that will take care of all of our population problems. Now, the question remains, how do I *accidentally* start a nuclear war?

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

I checked it’s the former.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

Small print reading: Unfortunately this doesn't include lottery winnings and straight friends.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

Well with my memory it is easier to remember the few than to remember the many.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

Okay, you are an idiot. Why yes, I do feel better now.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

My friends already know I think they are great.

***Send this to ten people and tonight at midnight your true love will find you. Yeah, he'll roll over and ask "hey, fancy a quickie?"

Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Luke, I am your father. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. However, if you are thinking about sending this, you already have enough problems. Tomorrow is National Kiss Day. If you send 15 people this in 15 Minutes you're safe!***But only until they find you and pummel you for sending them this drivel in the first place