Doggie Holiday Song :)

(Sung to the tune "Winter Wonderland")

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my frag-rance.
It says "Hi! - doggie vagrants ...
Avoid where I pee , it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
Following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know that it is
Mine - mine - mine!

Straight from me - to the fencepost,
Flows my na - tur - al scents boast;
Stay off of MY TURF - my small piece of earth,
I've marked as my winter wonderland.