Ventriloquist

Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is visiting this Indian Chief. He decides
to have some fun and tells the Chief, "Hey Chief, I
see ya got an old hound dog. Mind if I talk to him?"
"

Dog no talk!", replied the chief.

"Oh, I'll bet he does. Hi buddy, how ya doin?", says
the ventriloquist while petting the pooch".

"Oh, not bad", says the dog. "Chief feeds me good and
I just lay around the teepee.", came the reply from
the dog.

The Chief was amazed! The ventriloquist was having fun
so he says, "Hey Chief, I see you've got a horse outside
here. Mind if I talk to him?"

"Horse no talk!", replied the Chief.

"Oh, I'll bet he does. Hi fella, how ya doin?", say
the ventriloquist while rubbing the horses nose.

"Oh, not bad says the horse. Chief stays home a lot
anymore. I just hang around eating hay.", came the reply
from the horse.

Now the Chief was really amazed! The ventriloquist was
enjoying this so he says, "Hey Chief, I see you've got
some sheep outside here. Mind if I talk to them?"

"OH...SHEEP LIE...SHEEP LIE!!", replied the Chief.